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castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump)

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child
patricksdiehard:

patricksdiehard:

CAN YOU ALL NOT BE SO FUCKING ATTRACTIVE

WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS

hellagays:

exdog:

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. no one will look at you funny when you buy eighteen boxes of candy even though you fully intend to sit in the dark and eat them alone.

6. discount candy

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial)